Put out that #@?!! cigarette!" cries this tart-tongued teacher. "Foul" certainly needs his mouth washed out with soap. Unfortunately, all the soap in the world won't scrub away smoking-related conditions such as gum disease, tooth decay, and lip cancer. At least he's bilingual-that is he has two tongues: One depicts leukoplakia and cancer while the other portrays "hairy tongue." 7" x 5 1/2" x 7".